Rockford’s East Side Including Evil Downtown

Rockford’s East Side Including Evil Downtown

Kate’s Complaint Corner

Letters of honest complaints from an honest Kate.

Kate Menstraight, Columnist 

Kate Menstraight, Columnist

I have a few points of contention with Rockford’s east side including evil downtown. So let’s begin, quite properly, with a brief look at the historical development of the problem, of its attempted solutions, and of the eternal argument about it.

Rockford’s east side including evil downtown generally tries to keep its distance from the conceited, vitriolic anarchists who build a totalitarian death machine. However, it sees nothing wrong with undermining liberty in the name of liberty. Ah the sweet, sweet smell of hypocrisy. If some people are offended by my mentioning that people should soothe each other’s pain, not exploit it, then so be it.

It is becoming increasingly obvious to many people that Rockford’s east side including evil downtown is more than mealy mouthed. It’s mega-mealy mouthed.

DSCN0163_1To understand how ridiculous mealy mouthed Rockford’s east side including evil downtown is, you first need to realize that it always puts a fugleman in charge of encouraging the acceptance of scapegoating and demonization. That way, Rockford’s  east side including evil downtown can feign innocence, as it wasn’t the one who did anything wrong. In fact, it can easily deny that its favorite story seems to be that the best way to reduce cognitive dissonance and restore homeostasis to one’s psyche is to shove us towards an absolute state of vassalage. This humbuggery is based on unverified rumor and has long since been decisively discredited by a variety of reputable organizations.

Nevertheless, I recently received quite a bit of flak from the local commentariat for reporting that Rockford’s east side including evil downtown is an institutional leech dedicated to sucking the life out of our doomed corpses.

mediumThe criticism I received is surprising because I was merely pointing out what is generally accepted, that Rockford’s east side including evil downtown has long been abusing science by using it as a mechanism of ideology.

What worries me more than that, however, is that if Rockford’s east side including evil downtown ever manages to introduce more restrictions on our already dwindling freedoms, that’s when the defecation will really hit the air conditioning. Still, the issue of what to do about Rockford’s east side including evil downtown’s  unregenerate plans for the future is far from settled.

The letter you just read should be seen as a starting point for dialogue on this controversial issue regarding Rockford’s east side including evil downtown .

– Kate Menstraight

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