Breaking News
Bye bye 2021 happy 2022 rockford smells still New Year: Covid Update
People with COVID-19 have had a wide range of symptoms reported – ranging from mild symptoms
...0I Used To Be A Man, Now I Am A Sea Otter
Rockford, IL – Timothy Krill was his own man for 27 years of his life. A
...0City Leaders Ask For More Free Bedtime Geese Stories
Locals are wondering about the geese and why they’ve chosen to take up residency in our
...0Locals Reminisce of Burnt Building That Has Sat Vacant Since 1978
Downtown Rockford’s poor, old, brick Building (which sat predominantly vacant since 1978) has caused locals to
...0Expired Pasta Sauce Melts Furniture Beams at Downtown’s Huge West Side Ristorante
Provolone Ferne Ristorante Cucina Kök’s west side grand opening has been cancelled due to the horrific
...0Rockford Asks, “Why Don’t We Get a Fancy Pipeline?”
The controversial construction of the Dakota Access Pipeline is a call to action for many environmentally
...0
Rockford’s #1 Mexican Restaurant Delivers Sad News
Rockford, IL – Rockford’s favorite Mexican restaurant(s), Taco Bell, is leaving the region. Taco Bell’s North American CEO, Steven “Nevets” Gomez, released a statement confirming the sad news:
Look, it’s a logo! A free ad placement for Taco Bell!
“We keep on winning the Rockford Register Star’s Best of Rockford readers poll award for being your city’s Favorite Mexican Restaurant, but we can’t afford to serve tacos to the community anymore. Many reasons led to this decision, but the most important one regards the lack of soap being used by its locals. Rockford, you have to use soap with warm water. Do it, and Taco Bell will return.
Free soap for Rockfordians
We have to try harder, people. Be the solution, not the problem. In this case, it’s simple: Use soap, save Taco Bell.
You will learn more when we know less.™
– JoAnne Rankles
Related Articles
Bald Eagle attacks mans genitals
ROCKFORD—- A bald eagle a hawk and a blue heron walk into a bar…… You will know nothing when we
Mayor Defends Chief and Little Caesars Pizza In Letter to City of The Rockford
Gentlemen, Please see the pizza I cooked for City Council in my hand. Unfortunately, I was not asked by you,
Transform Rockford Unisex Hoodie On Sale Now!
Rockford, IL – RKFDNews.com and Transform_RKFD have teamed up to release a new unisex hoodie to help Rockford fight negativity.
We are waiting for the trolls. Please share your internet emotions with us here.