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Air Horse One Sent in To Save Horsies From Rockford Ponies
Rockford, IL – The emergence of evil, unethical and greedy Rockford Ponies brought a savior for our nice, hard working horsies to our Chicago-Rockford International Airport last week. Air Horse One, a special designed Boeing 727 airplane, is making regular
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Horse Sold at Auction Returns Home
Dixon, IL – A horse sold at a local auction– worth $775,000– returned from it’s new home to its former pastures in rural Dixon yesterday. “We were cleaning out the rest of the items from the auction when we noticed
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Dixon Man Fired After Working Hard & Long For 22 Years
Dixon, IL – Marko Dontaglio, veteran janitor and state employee, worked his butt off for 22 years at Dixon City Hall. Dontaglio was greeted with walking papers late last week. Agitated and seeking answers, he was told, “You are an
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