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New Species Of Rabbit Discovered
Chemung, IL – Every stripper dreams of being discovered by talent agents leafing through their dressing romm’s panties drawer. If rabbits have such aspirations, consider them satisfied in Chemung, IL. Researchers from Wisconsin recently spotted a previously unknown species while randomly
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Dixon Man Fired After Working Hard & Long For 22 Years
Dixon, IL – Marko Dontaglio, veteran janitor and state employee, worked his butt off for 22 years at Dixon City Hall. Dontaglio was greeted with walking papers late last week. Agitated and seeking answers, he was told, “You are an
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