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Back to homepageMayor Breaks 4th Wall From Attic, But Makes Possible Movie Starring Police & Neighbors
ROCKFORD, IL — Even the mayor can have trouble getting police to arrest innocent people in his neighborhood. After months and months of call-ins with no shows from the RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police), Mayor Barry Morrisson went to his attic
Read MoreRKFDP Officers Shoot & Kill Porcupine
Rockford, IL – Fourteen RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) officers shot and killed a Porcupine holding a woman at porcupine-point Friday morning. The shooting happened about 7:45 a.m. at a motel near the Moel Beal Gas Station on the 3800 block of River
Read More11 Year Old Pony Shot By RKFDP
Rockford, IL – An 11-year-old pony was shot Saturday night while galloping near the Fairgrounds Valley housing project. RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) officers said the pony was walking with other ponies playing pony games and telling pony stories in a
Read MoreHope Robs Mother Protecting Son
Rockford, IL – Nancy Beladonna is still in shock. “We didn’t sleep all last night. I’m tired from crying and looking out my windows. I feel like Hope is all around us, waiting to rob us again of everything we
Read MoreRKFDP Officers and Fox Standoff Ends In Sticky Situation
Rockford, IL – A very sticky situation went down in Rockford last night. A Fox defending himself with his gluegun was fatally shot by RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) officers following a standoff in the far west side early Monday morning. The
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