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Rockford Ad Firm Celebrates Five Years In Business At Chili’s

3.7 out of 5
Rating: 3.7

Rockford, IL – Rockford area ad firm, Extinguished Inc., celebrated their five year anniversary as a business last week.  The firm’s founding owners and life partners, Jerry Smith and Chad Ups, treated the staff to a half-day off by forcing

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I Used To Be A Man, Now I Am A Sea Otter

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Rating: 4

Rockford, IL – Timothy Krill was his own man for 27 years of his life.  A local carpenter who built homes with his bare hands for himself, his family, and friends.  The first home he remembers building was at the

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Is Your Poop Backed Up? You Have Rockford IBS—Barry Will Help You

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Rating: 3.2

“My wife, Linda, poops regularly everyday. She does not have Rockford IBS because she listens to me and I help her with her diet. I am here to help all of you with Rockord IBS!” — Barry Seversyn, RKFDnews Guest

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All-Time Top Comments and Insults Received by RkfdNews | Volume 1: 2012-Present

Rockford, Illinois — Rockford area residents have spoken all over the internet the past few years. We’ve collected a few of their comments since 2012 and will be releasing volumes of statements and opinions left on RKFDnews social media feeds

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815 Day is Almost Here!

Rockford, Illinois — True story, and not fake: 815 Day is almost here! 815 Day is August 15th. It is the official regionally lopsided retail day for selling and buying real, original, unfunny, biased merchandise that advertises Rockford, Illinois in

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North Main and Riverside Construction Continues to Slow Down Drivers and Speed Up Fast Food Sales

Rockford, Illinois — Time is money. So it’s said. Road construction in Rockford, Illinois, is putting a new positive spin on the life metaphor. RkfdNews’s partners, Digging Deeper Into The Black Hole That’s Located Inside Our City’s Mind Department, has revealed that time

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