by Nate, Brother of Gene | October 3, 2016 11:03 AM
Rockford, IL — Mrs. Krumbsheck asked her students to draw what they loved most about their hometown, and that is exactly what Larry Donaldson did and then some.
Donaldson, a ten year old third grader at Rockford Christian Pride and Positivity Elementary, was recognized today by the National Arts Council for Economic Funding and Disastrous Community Pride Relief (NACEFDCPR). He is the first child to be recognized by the esteemed 100-year-old establishment.
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“I hope my unemployed parents finally accept the economic truth and move. We have to do this before I get to fourth grade. I’m surrounded by unfortunate idiots who have been raised by fortunate, privileged idiots. I can’t teach my parents anymore—this award is my one-way ticket out whether they’re coming with me or not,” said Larry.
We asked Larry’s parents, Jim and Emily Donaldson, what they had in store for their son’s future, and despite Larry’s wishes, they’re staying put.
Or else? Sorry Larry, you’re f’d like the rest of us, but thank you for making Rockford great for America on the internet again! Nice work. Here’s to your future in the local arts!
—Gene, Nate’s brother
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