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Trump’s Bus Drives Right Past Rockford to Freeport
The President and his cavalry cruise right past Rockford, IL on their way to beautiful Freeport, IL
Rockford, IL – The President’s cavalry was seen driving past Rockford, IL earlier this month. The 1.1 million dollar bus, along with a companion bus and a cavlary of vans cruised on I-90, right past Rockford, IL.
“The decision to not stop in Rockford, IL was a tough one. The President truly loves Magic Waters and Beef-A-Roo but that particular day was a stressful one. We had to get to Freeport, IL,” said a representative for the United States Of America’s President’s bus.
Mister President Trump’s bus and cavalry can be seen driving all over America in the next few weeks, but there are no plans to stop in Rockford.
If anyone sees the President bus driving across America for greatness, contact us immediately: tips@rkfdnews.com
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