Beware! Rockford Craigslist Add Seeks Pets For Fetish Porn

by Chaz "Jet Lag" Stalmach | October 28, 2016 11:33 AM

54/male/Rockford
I’ve been experimenting with small rodents recently. It all started with my cousins pet mice. They’re so cute and cuddly! Then I decided to bite the bullet and try some larger critters. Gerbils and Hamsters were pretty easy. I even had a rat in there once. All you need to do is trim and file their little claws and leave a small tube hanging out for them to breath. I’m trying to work my way up to a guinea pig… maybe even a fluffy rabbit! I think with practice I’ll be able to fit them pretty soon. Let me know if you wanna help… or watch. You can bring your pets if they’re calm and open-minded. Maybe you can bring a camera. I’m sure there are other people like us who would pay to watch something like this.

Serious responses only! No Capybaras!!

Though somewhat vague, we can only assume the worst from this Craigslist advertisement. It seems a Rockford man is on the prowl for small pets. You’ll have to use your imagination to figure out where he wants to put them.

 

At this time we are asking area residents to report any information about this man to us. Rick’s Dream Police don’t give a damn about these things. They’re too busy trying to keep the gang wars away from Cherry Valley Mall. This is no way to transform Rockford.

See for yourself, http://rockford.craigslist.org/pet/5850130583.html

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