Chris Chelios Blames Jay Cutler For Packers Loss
Green Bay Packer fans along with their biggest-super-Packer fan, Chris Chelios, reacted to their team’s loss tonight by turning to online rioting, and by burning jerseys of Chicago Bears quarterback, Jay Cutler.
Chelios was seen partying with his Packer fan friends inside a Chicago bar tonight. When the game ended on a bad call that cost the Packers the game, Chelios and fellow Packer fan friends yelled obscenities at all of the TVs. Cursing Jay Cutler’s name at the TVs proceeded to cornering a hot Denver Bronco fan, Linda Johnson– who happened to be wearing Cutler’s old Broncos jersey.
Chelios celebrates a hard-earned bowling victory with a draft beer.
“Chelios asked me for my Jay Jay Jersey and who am I to turn down a famous Chicago bowler like Chris Chelios?”– said the very sexually attractive lady named Linda Johnson.
Chelios and his Packer fan bowling buddies then shocked everyone by burning the jersey. Donald Jahnowski told us, “Thank God Chris Chelios was with us tonight to help rid the bar of Jay Cutler’s evil spirits. He cost us that game, I know it. We, all Packers fans, knows this. He must be stopped and tonight we stopped him. Chris Chelios is a hero.”
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