Forest City Fashion: Bedazzled Jeans Transforming Rockford
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Nov, 2013
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Rockford, IL – Men and women of all shapes and sizes have been bedazzling Rockford’s fashion transformation with plastic jeweled jeans. These hot jeans are also transforming Rockford’s night life according to sexy locals.
Jeannie Sartonio, 19 year old single mother of two tells us, “Damn, gurl! These make my ass look fine. I be bringing all the boyz to my yard wit dis milkshake.“
Terry Johnson, 44 year old real-estate developer says, “Bitches be trippin’ me up for a ride home from Pearl on Saturday nights to gets in my bedazzled jeans, yo.“
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