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Proud Local Transforms His Love For The Rockford Into a Tattoo
Proud Guy From The Rockford Loves Symbol and The Rockford of Illinois So Much That He Tattoed Himself a Reminder of His Love For The Rockford Hahahaha What a town!
Rockford, IL – Our staff was emailed a photo of a local person who loves The Rockford so much that he payed to have his love of The Rockford and Illinois tattooed on his leg. The red mark is “Symbol.”
The man posted it on Instacrap for The Rockford to like and stuff or whatever. Stalk him out if you must to congratulate his tattoo photo on the internet!
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