Remembering Larry, Rockford Public Servant and Geese Migration Activist

by Barry The Beautiful | September 2, 2016 11:20 PM

Rockford, IL —  RKFDnews and its staff would like to extend our warmest sympathies to the community of of Rockford, and to downtown Rockford’s leaders, for losing one of its greatest activists for increasing geese migration to the downtown region, Larry Moreforme.

Larry is moving on. Where? We don’t know.

(Follow the trail that leads to China and Milwaukee’s Gorman & Company, and check back with us come April of 2017. Alas, we will miss Mr. Larry’s knowledge of the geese population and how to bring them back to the downtown river front.  Whoever is replacing him is sure to continue attracting the same old bird shit. Need a hint?  Take note of the new local SUPER PAC formed by SupplyCore’s CEO, and watch where the support and donations end up. Same old Rockford more for me shit.  Whoever has the healthiest property portfolio to protect will become mayor.)

Larry, we want to thank you for making Rockford great for America on the internet since 2001!  Your service transformed downtown Rockford into a mighty brothel of geese, ponies, and proud, caffeinated youtubers.  You did the best ya could to transform Rockford on Twitter, Etsy, Ebay, Facebook and Pinterest—and we admire anyone who tries to do good internet.

#VISON

Yours forever on the internet,

RKFDnews

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