WEATHER ALERT – Ice Melts When The Sun Returns To Rockford
by Nate, Brother of Gene | December 20, 2013 12:07 PM
Rockford, IL – We have an important weather warning for the Rockford region from our friends over at the Northern Illinois Common Sense Weather Bureau:
PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THE ICE IS VERY SLIPPERY AND THAT YOUR CARS, TRUCKS, SUVS, AND LEGS ARE NOT EQUIPPED TO DEFY SCIENCE. [1]
THE ICE WILL MELT ONCE THE SUN RETURNS TO WARM OUR ROCKFORD HEARTS. [2]
SMILE. STAY HOME. MAKE MORE BABIES. LEARN HOW TO COOK HEALTHIER FOOD. LEARN HOW TO BE A ROCKFORD ARTIST, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
WHATEVER.[3]
[4]
Endnotes:
- PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THE ICE IS VERY SLIPPERY AND THAT YOUR CARS, TRUCKS, SUVS, AND LEGS ARE NOT EQUIPPED TO DEFY SCIENCE. : http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=639753772732825&set=a.308850965823109.67070.278382085536664&type=1&theater
- THE ICE WILL MELT ONCE THE SUN RETURNS TO WARM OUR ROCKFORD HEARTS. : http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=639753772732825&set=a.308850965823109.67070.278382085536664&type=1&theater
- WHATEVER.: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=639753772732825&set=a.308850965823109.67070.278382085536664&type=1&theater
- [Image]: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=639753772732825&set=a.308850965823109.67070.278382085536664&type=1&theater
- Tweet: https://twitter.com/share
- More: #
Source URL: https://rkfdnews.com/weather-alert-ice-melts-when-the-sun-returns-to-rockford/