WEATHER ALERT – Ice Melts When The Sun Returns To Rockford
Rockford, IL – We have an important weather warning for the Rockford region from our friends over at the Northern Illinois Common Sense Weather Bureau:
PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THE ICE IS VERY SLIPPERY AND THAT YOUR CARS, TRUCKS, SUVS, AND LEGS ARE NOT EQUIPPED TO DEFY SCIENCE.
THE ICE WILL MELT ONCE THE SUN RETURNS TO WARM OUR ROCKFORD HEARTS.
SMILE. STAY HOME. MAKE MORE BABIES. LEARN HOW TO COOK HEALTHIER FOOD. LEARN HOW TO BE A ROCKFORD ARTIST, YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
WHATEVER.
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