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Tiger Woods Hosting Rockford Country Club’s Bingolf Event
Rockford, IL – According to reports on Stone and Double T’s Low Budget Morning Show today, Tiger Woods will be hosting the The 1st Annual Bingolf Tournament. It’s being held on August 30th, 2014, at Rockford’s prestigious country club, The Rockford Country Club, and will be sponsored by 104.9 WXRX Radio and RKFDNews.
Terra and Paul Schneider, the organizers of the historic event said, “it’s been a dream of ours to combine golf and bingo into one event since the late 1800’s.“
The event is not open to the public and Rockford Country Club members get first dibs on VIP tickets. Leftover tickets will be sold to the public, but restrictions will be taken to insure that white people with extra income to spend on golfing and bingo tournaments are picked first. Applications can be filled out on our site to register for leftover tickets by clicking here.
You will learn more about Bingolf™ after you call the Rockford Country Club and 104.9 WXRX for more information.
– Gilbert Grebner
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