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City Leaders Ask For More Free Bedtime Geese Stories

City Leaders Ask For More Free Bedtime Geese Stories

Locals are wondering about the geese and why they’ve chosen to take up residency in our pretty, positive, proud city.  We have the story:

Geese are like people. They shit what they eat, they eat what they shit.  Geese are Rockford. We are all geese in the eyes of a goose.

 


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