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Patty the Goose is Alive!
Rockford, IL — Patty the Goose came back to life today. RKFDnews originally reported earlier this week that Patty had been inadvertently starved to death by City Council. Rockford Memorial Geese Mercy flew Patty into Beloit, Wisconsin, for an official
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Patty the Goose, May She Rest In Peace
Rockford, IL — Patty the Goose was one of Rockford’s favorite birds. She ate carp, fresh out of the Rock River. Pedestrians walking on the bike path considered Patty their friend. Patty the Goose hand-delivered soup to City Council meetings
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Rock River Raft Race Under Fire After Dozens of Geese Barred from Entering
Wednesday, June 28th. Feathers have been ruffled. A number geese have gaggled together to issue an official complaint to the Rock River Raft Race commissioners after being denied entry on the basis of– well, sigh, they’re geese. The rules of
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City Leaders Ask For More Free Bedtime Geese Stories
Locals are wondering about the geese and why they’ve chosen to take up residency in our pretty, positive, proud city. We have the story: Geese are like people. They shit what they eat, they eat what they shit. Geese are
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Rockford Homeless Man Identifies As Goose- You’ll Never Guess Why!
Rockford has been very concerned with where to poop and who to poop with recently. A problem that used to be so simple… You got giblets- poop over there. You got a dangler- poop over here. I went out for
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