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Poork Town: Artist Stabbed By Angry Eat-Local Lady Fan After Enjoying Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits

[hr] Poork Town is a special series from RKFDnews.com that focuses on what makes our community’s egos, stomachs, necks, legs, arms, butts and heads so large, poor, and proud. [hr]   Rockford, IL –  Extremely famous Rockord artist, Randy Warballs, was

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Elderly Woman Stabbed on Far West Side

At least 14 pieces of toast were battered this morning and one elderly woman named Vince was stabbed on the Far West Side. No other information is available and we do not really care because today is our one year

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Man Dressed in Bunny Suit Stabbed

ROCKFORD, IL – A Man dressed in a bunny suit was stabbed by RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) officers Saturday night.  The Man attacked 3 children and a dog with candy and treats around supper time.   Sources say it was

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RKFD Man Stabs Himself With Empowerment For His 52nd Birthday

Rockford, IL – A man celebrating his 52nd birthday arrived at SwedishAmerican Hospital around 9:30 p.m., Tuesday, with self-inflicted stab wounds to his chest, legs, left arm, cheeks, forehead, left hand, right kneecap,toes, and left buttock. The man told police:

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Another Stabbing Occurs While Another Egg Sandwich Is Prepared

ROCKFORD, OF ILLINOIS, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, OF NORTH AMERICA, OF EARTH, OF EVERYTHING ELSE THAT’S LAUGHING AT US – A man has stabbed at least 5 family members but got great deals on stuff and things at

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