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All-Time Top Comments and Insults Received by RkfdNews | Volume 1: 2012-Present
Rockford, Illinois — Rockford area residents have spoken all over the internet the past few years. We’ve collected a few of their comments since 2012 and will be releasing volumes of statements and opinions left on RKFDnews social media feeds
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815 Day is Almost Here!
Rockford, Illinois — True story, and not fake: 815 Day is almost here! 815 Day is August 15th. It is the official regionally lopsided retail day for selling and buying real, original, unfunny, biased merchandise that advertises Rockford, Illinois in
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Beesechurger® Named Official City Sandwich by Register Star, City Council, and Ad Firm Consiglieres
Rockford, Illinois — You asked for it, and you got it. It’s official, Rockford. A local favorite sandwich, the Beesechurger®, was named the city’s official sandwich by important paid-for operations— The Register Star, City Council, and local Ad Firm Consiglieres. One
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Rockford Clock Tower Finally Demolished After Years of Telling The Wrong Time
Rockford, Illinois — A Rockford icon came tumbling down today. The Clock Tower, located off of the East State Street / I-90 Exit, hasn’t told the right time in years despite millions of interstate drivers seeing it as their official
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LeBron Chooses Akron Instead of Rockford for LeSchool
Rockford, Illinois — It’s official. Rockford wasn’t chosen again. Athlete and philanthropist superstar, LeBron James, has chosen his hometown of Akron, Ohio to open a free public school. LeBron’s school, I Promise, was funded and developed by The LeBron James
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It’s Summer 2018 and Transform Rockford Is Still a Thing
Rockford, IL — It’s the Summer of 2018 and Transform Rockford, a local public charity operation that doubles up as a public relations and data collecting marketing firm, is still on pace to transform Rockford into a top 25 American city by
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