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Trump’s Bus Drives Right Past Rockford to Freeport
Rockford, IL – The President’s cavalry was seen driving past Rockford, IL earlier this month. The 1.1 million dollar bus, along with a companion bus and a cavlary of vans cruised on I-90, right past Rockford, IL. “The decision to
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Downtown Rockford’s 2016 Cheap Trick Fest “Created by Russian Hackers,” Says Tourism Bureau, Ad Firm, and Local Media Operations
City of Rockford leaders have been so full of it for so long with pulling the wool over the sheeps’ heads that we promise you will never hear another word about the proposed, downtown Cheap Trick music festival—which was to
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National Social Media Day Ruined By Locals Losing Their Minds on Facebook
Rockford, IL — A recent study published by Gorak’s department of health revealed that Rockford area locals are losing their minds. The cause of this epidemic is Facebook. Not the type of good news Rockfordians were hoping to receive on
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We Sorry, Downtown Rockford — Free Baked Ham Soup Certificate Download!
RKFDNews Stories have emotionally upset the locals, downtown leaders, tourism bureau experts, public charity accountants, social media directors, my mom, your dad, journalists, editors, media operatives on the dole, project development specialists, audio engineers, videographers, church goers, Jimmy Johns’ CEO,
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Locals Ask Simple Question: “How Do Fires Start In Downtown Rockford Vacant Buildings?”
Downtown Rockford leaders (lol, wealthy white people with property development interests) have answered a tough, simple, fact-seeking question on the internet, “How do fires start?” Before we reveal their answer, we have some facts provided to us by the NFPA
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6/25: Cause of Downtown Rockford Fire Revealed
Michael, a Magic Fire Dragon, is being blamed as the root cause of the horrific events that occurred on June 25th, 2017 in downtown Rockford, IL. Michael is a descendent of Gorak, Lord of the 6th Dimension, who has terrorized
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