Rockford Daylight Hours Goes Into Effect Tonight
Rockford, IL – This is a public service reminder from RKFDnews.com to the residents of Winnebago County to set back their clocks one hour tonight at midnight. City officials declared March 26th as the official day for the citizens of Rockford, IL and its surrounding region to practice Rockford Daylight Hours.
Lorne Thompson, the city’s tornado siren tester and city hall’s timeclock administrator says, “The new Rockford Daylight Hours plan will encourage the citizens to have one extra hour to relax before work. Or, looking for work.“
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