Saying Hello To Your Neighbors Equals Less Goodbyes To Your Rockford
Jenny J. “Sparky” Gordon said “hello” to the Rockford today. Did you?
A new study has proven that if everyone in the community wakes up at 5:50 a.m. to make a warm cup of coffee to enjoy, our community bowel movements have a chance of being regular before 8:00 a.m. which increases our collective civic positivity.
In-return, we are guaranteed to hear more hellos from our neighbors on our walks to our cars to go to our jobs, or to a local slot machine to work for the day in the Rockford.
Saying hello to your neighbors equals less goodbyes to your Rockford, and that is how we can save the city from eternal damnation, negativity and additional celebrations of misery and stuff or whatever Rockford is feeling.
Ha ha ha, say hello to Rockford!
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