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Psychology Majors Stumped By Rockford Arts Organizations, Etsy Makers, Videographers, and Tee Shirt Printers

Rockford, IL – Psychology majors are having a hey-day with conducting regional reports on Rockford area arts organizations, etsy makers, videographers, and tee shirt printers who are perfecting the art of sucking off of the public teat behind the community’s back while

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Passion & Hard Work Will Not Open Doors Without Crumbling Your Rockford Cornbread Into Positivity Pudding

Coffee With Chief Tchad Letters From Our Editor, Chief Tchad Beale Hello, Rockford, it’s been awhile since we’ve talked. It’s me again, Chief Tchad Beale.  I am one of the most powerful internet men in the United States of Your City

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Teen Forced Down, Tattooed Against Will

Rockford, IL – A gang of ex-teachers and laid off factory workers shocked a teenager with a tazerstick and tattooed “Rockford” on his forehead in a sickening attack.  Edward “Eddie” Edwardson, 18, was left for dead by the gang who also

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Drinking the Rockford Flavored Coffee Causes Mental Breakdowns in Positivity

Rockford, IL –  A new report that was released by the Museum of Science and Rockford Industry this week states that emotional breakdowns are on the rise amongst community leaders, artists, and public sector sheep who preach positivity as a

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Listening to John Diliberto, Smiling, & Free Work Rebuilds Rockford’s Less Traveled Roads & Mostly Broken Homes

Rockford, IL – The regional recession that began in the late 1970s for Rockfordians emotionally prepared the city for it’s final bow over the last ten years.  Economists (US Dept. of Labor) and publications (Forbes) have been hinting for 40

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War Rages On: Local Broccoli Inventors Suffer Positivity Attack

Rockford, IL – War Rages On in Rockford, IL.  The battle for Auto-Zone’s parking lot on North Main Street was the scene of defeat for the Logic Squadron this past weekend.  John and his wife, Rinny Roderick – local Logic

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