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New Hononegah High School Mascot Ideas Presented to Rockton and Roscoe Communities by Rockford Area Branding Agencies
Controversies surrounding the petitioning launched by the student body at Hononegah High School to request a mascot rebranding heated up on Facebook and wherever else that white people from Northern Illinois go to online to share their racist opinions. A
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Rockford’s #1 Mexican Restaurant Delivers Sad News
Rockford, IL – Rockford’s favorite Mexican restaurant(s), Taco Bell, is leaving the region. Taco Bell’s North American CEO, Steven “Nevets” Gomez, released a statement confirming the sad news: “We keep on winning the Rockford Register Star’s Best of Rockford readers
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Using a Kitchen Drawer To Organize Rockford Tupperware
Rockford, IL – I’m not sure why I keep my Rockford, IL, manufactured tupperware in the top of the cabinet. First, I can never find the matching Rockford tops unless I get a stool to look in the top of
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Piranhas Injure 70 People Bathing In Rock River
[Update June 10th, 2014] A hungry attack by piranhas has injured 70 people bathing in the Rock River, including seven children and eighteen homeless veterans who lost parts of their legs, arms, hands, feet, fingers or toes. Rockford, IL – Director of lifeguards Frederico Dontavio said
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Report: City Leaders Launch Online Campaign To Increase Offline Sexy Time
Rockford, IL – Online positivity has been heavily trending throughout Rockford’s business and city government sectors since 2012 to increase the community’s emotional tweets, posts, videos and internettting stuff on social media. The city wide effort for celebrating the city’s
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REAL NOOSE: Transform Rockford is Not a Grassroots Non-Profit Organization
In the better interest of the community, we’ve decided to occasionally release real news tips we receive leads on for looking into further. “Transform Rockford” is today’s topic. On January 16th, 2014, of this year, President Obama revealed 7
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