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Trump Says RKFDnews Book Taught Him How To Tell Very, Very Good Stories

Rockford, Illinois— Mister President Trump admitted on 97.5 WZOK FM radio (Rockford, Illinois) this morning that he learned everything he has about producing internet stories from a local media powerhouse, RKFDnews. Us. Yep. Eat that, Rockford Ponies. Mister Trump told

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Trump Tweets to Rockford: Start Feeding Homeless Now

Rockford, IL– You might not see this story in your local newspaper, but homeless men and women are already making decisions about which back yards and trash cans they will visit this winter thanks to a tweet by Mister President

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Trump’s Bus Drives Right Past Rockford to Freeport

Rockford, IL – The President’s cavalry was seen driving past Rockford, IL earlier this month.  The 1.1 million dollar bus, along with a companion bus and a cavlary of vans cruised on I-90, right past Rockford, IL. “The decision to

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Rockfordians Already Living in Trump’s Hateful Reality of America for Decades

Rockford, IL — Locals aren’t surprised by this year’s national election result winner for the highest executive government job in America. “Look at us, look at Rockford. We’ve been seasoned by amateur leaders for decades, son. America finally took notice of

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Dozens show up at polling facilities..

Rockford – The numbers are in from day one and they are big, dozens of people voted on the first day of early voting in Rockford the large crowds continued today “We really didn’t know what to expect. It was

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Election 2016: RKFDnews Endorses Gorak, Lord of the Sixth Dimension

Rockford, IL — RKFDnews proudly endorses Gorak, Lord of the sixth dimension, for President of the United States.  We believe he will help all of us with Making Rockford great for America on the Internet again. We spoke to Gorak today

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