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Multiple Reports of an Angry “Poltergoose” Near Rock River
Rockford – As the fog rolled in, late Friday night, near the Nicholson Conservatory and Hardware Poké-Stop, low-pitched, angry honking was reported in a call made to RKFD News. They could- and perhaps should, have called the cops, but we
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Black Panther Writes Letters To Rockford and Beloit
June 13th, 2013 Dear Rockford, You are the biggest dick in the world. How could you treat a panther so cruelly? You have no idea what you did. You tore me apart piece by piece. I was trying
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Leon Sandcastle Confused By Big Mayan Mistake
Rockford, IL – 2012 should have meant the inevitable end of the world to all human life as we know it. Scholars, scientists, and local astrology fanatics were convinced it was the end. “But it wasn’t. That’s what’s so messed
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Two Turkeys Mating Stops Traffic, Again
Rockford, IL – Traffic came to a sudden halt, again, at the 4500 block of Spring Creek Road as two wild turkeys decided to take turns riding each other. Turkey experts were on the scene in seconds to declare the
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Recent Poll Discovers The Rockfordians Despise “The Symbol”
Rockford, IL– There were some surprising results in a recent poll conducted by WTVQ 18 about Rockford’s “Symbol.” When asked what “Symbol” meant to them, there were some curious responses, including reinterpretations of Symbol as “The Symbol.” “You mean The
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Go RKFD GO – Letter From Toledo Man Inspires
This letter was sent to us by a reader. This is what RKFD News is all about, people supporting people. Go RKFD GO! “I just stumbled onto your website and fell in love with your city, but knew nothing about
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