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Is Your Poop Backed Up? You Have Rockford IBS—Barry Will Help You

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“My wife, Linda, poops regularly everyday. She does not have Rockford IBS because she listens to me and I help her with her diet. I am here to help all of you with Rockord IBS!” — Barry Seversyn, RKFDnews Guest

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815 Day is Almost Here!

Rockford, Illinois — True story, and not fake: 815 Day is almost here! 815 Day is August 15th. It is the official regionally lopsided retail day for selling and buying real, original, unfunny, biased merchandise that advertises Rockford, Illinois in

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Sweat Equity and Charitable Labor Fueling Rockford’s Skyrocketing Economy

Sweat Equity and Charitable Labor Fueling Rockford’s Skyrocketing Economy Sweat Equity and Charitable Labor Fueling Rockford’s Skyrocketing Economy Sweat Equity and Charitable Labor Fueling Rockford’s Skyrocketing Economy Sweat Equity and Charitable Labor Fueling Rockford’s Skyrocketing Economy Sweat Equity and Charitable

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Psychology Majors Stumped By Rockford Arts Organizations, Etsy Makers, Videographers, and Tee Shirt Printers

Rockford, IL – Psychology majors are having a hey-day with conducting regional reports on Rockford area arts organizations, etsy makers, videographers, and tee shirt printers who are perfecting the art of sucking off of the public teat behind the community’s back while

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Loose Lips, Tight Pants, Keeps Rockford Man Looking For Love in 2015

Rockford, IL – Brad Hinnasborgcorona-Morrissey, single 28 year old Rockford man, is happy as he approaches 2015. “I’ve got loose lips, tight pants, a killer mustache thing and a Polish-Swedish-Irish-Italian heart to love y’all Rockford ladies needing a baby’s daddy

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2012 Heart of Rockford Awards – Nominees and Predictions

The nominees are ready to accept their hearts if Rockford’s popular, progressive, downtown city organization, River District, is ready to give them new hearts during their 2012 Awards ceremony tomorrow night in scenic, downtown Rockford, IL!  We will be there

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