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North Main and Riverside Construction Continues to Slow Down Drivers and Speed Up Fast Food Sales
Rockford, Illinois — Time is money. So it’s said. Road construction in Rockford, Illinois, is putting a new positive spin on the life metaphor. RkfdNews’s partners, Digging Deeper Into The Black Hole That’s Located Inside Our City’s Mind Department, has revealed that time
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Popular Rockford Band Signs With RCA Records
Rockford, Illinois – Local rock n’ roll musicians who go by the name, Name The Moon, has signed with RCA Records. It’s the first major label signing by a regional band since The Good Year Pimps signed to Universal Records in
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Stockholm Inn Restaurant Caught Stealing Mobility Scooters
Rockford- Stockholm Inn has been accused of stealing mobility scooters from the elderly. Worse yet, some accusations date back to 1994. A social media judge declared the restaurant guilty and sentenced them to 120 bad yelp reviews. Stockholm Inn tweeted
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Post-Haste Grump-Core Knew-Metal Drummer Takes Control of Rockford Music Scene
Ricky Klan performed a ritual that hasn’t been seen since the 90’s to gain control over the entire Rockford music scene. The final blood sacrifice was completed early in the afternoon on September 17th. We do not have complete details
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Tom Cruise Not Moving to Rockford, IL – Downtown Scientology Hotel On Hold
Rockford, IL – Sources close to Thom Cruise have confirmed that he is not moving to Rockford, IL, to redevelop abandoned downtown buildings. Gorman and Mayor Barry have been targeting Chinese investors and Tom Cruz to establish a Scientology Tech Center Hotel in
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Aveeno Make Positively Radiant Rockford Cream
Rockford, IL – Some time you use cream with ice sometime you use cream with rockford sometime Aveeno make special POSITBE AND RADIATN rockfoajr hair crean hahaha put it on your face to learn more and know less mister
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