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Facebook Prayers Saved Grandma’s Life
Rockford- Betsy Stienbecker was dead. She flat-lined Saturday night surrounded by her loving family. Grandma Stienbecker had suffered a heart attack- most likely from all the Beffatillos she’d been consuming. After nearly an hour of trying to resuscitate Grandma, doctors
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Rockford Pokemon Go Athletes Receive Limited LINK and WIC Card Points
Rockford, IL — Rockford-area Pokemon Go athletes received big news from Wisconsin and Illinois’s welfare departments: LINK and WIC cards are now being accepted for in-app purchases, bonus token rounds, and limited Pokemon-only food rewards. Apple iPhone players can qualify to
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Duplex Cookies Tossed Out of Rockford for New Downtown Loft Cookies
Rockford, IL — “We Rockfordians have had enough. Our cookies have been cracking and crumbling for too long.” Said Ruth Marche, a well known, well-to-do, community leader and Rockford Transformationalist. Marche has lived in Rockford since before our city’s Nickel
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Harry The Bunny
woke up in rockford at around 3:15am last night. my tummy hurt. tried to sleep it off but was thirsty. walked around the house with a nice warm glass of water. not feeling so parched at that point so I
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Deer Commits Suicide, Jumps From Bridge Onto I-90
Roscoe, IL – Around 2:00 a.m. Wednesday, January 21, Betty Aguilera was driving home when a terrifying experience befell her. As she approached a bridge on Belvidere Road that passed over Interstate 90, her headlights caught the rather regal figure
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Sexy Unemployed Lady Writes Honest Letter To The Rockford
Rockford, IL – Jenny Gordon woke up as a sexy unemployed lady today in The Rockford that was looking for a new city and state to call home. She composed a letter to everyone she barely knows on Facebook last night. Here
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