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Is Your Poop Backed Up? You Have Rockford IBS—Barry Will Help You

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Rating: 3.2

“My wife, Linda, poops regularly everyday. She does not have Rockford IBS because she listens to me and I help her with her diet. I am here to help all of you with Rockord IBS!” — Barry Seversyn, RKFDnews Guest

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Expired Pasta Sauce Melts Furniture Beams at Downtown’s Huge West Side Ristorante

Provolone Ferne Ristorante Cucina Kök’s west side grand opening has been cancelled due to the horrific events of 6/25 in downtown Rockford, Illinois.  No further information is known about the deceased, empty factory building that once employed human beings. Remnants

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Potato Ketchup Added to Rockford Area LINK Card Options

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Rating: 3

Rockford, IL — The Rockford-area community asked for ketchup and potatoes to be added to their LINK card benefits, and the state of Illinois’ lawmakers answered by developing a new product line with the Heinz company that is only available

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Jesus Of Rockford Prayer For Transformation Revealed

Heavenly Rockford, You gather us together in our transformation journey Trusting in your vision and strategy, We join one another as a community to share free ideas to increase civic pride, But mainly to secretly lobby for monetary state and federal

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Woodward Governor and Tim Allen Transforms Loves Park

Rockford, IL – Rockford area leaders and media outlets are proclaiming Transform Rockford poopoo with regards to the recent opening of the new Woodward Governor location in Loves Park.  Again, the new Woodward Governor location was built in Loves Park, IL.

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Local Ad Firm Professionals Ponder Next Municipal Development Project to Fool Peasants With

Rockford, IL – The days of creating a healthy cash flow amongst private sector businesses and the community via the public sector are gone. Even though it’s illegal to not publish contract projects for public bidding when concerning municipal marketing dollars and budgets,

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