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Roscoe Man Wakes Up From Longest Dream Ever and Wants You to Know All About His Secret Weight Loss Plan

Rockford, IL – Sven Fromsbrow, 44 of Roscoe, woke up from the longest dream ever before the sun rose today.  He dreamt for hours about finding the secrets to achieving weight loss and stuff. He’d like to share it with

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My First Nibbles: Old Barn Atmosphere Delights French Fry Fans at McDonald’s in Roscoe

Rockford, IL – I’ve heard so many wonderful things about the french fries at McDondald’s located at  5195 Elevator Road, Roscoe, IL 61073 in Roscoe,IL that I had to take a dinner drive to discover for myself.  I was not

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What I Learned About Rockford, Rockton, Roscoe, Machesney Park, Loves Park, Pecatonica, Belvidere, Freeport and Cherry Valley From Listening to Motley Crue’s “Dr. Feelgood”

In 1989, Motley Crue released the greatest Rockford record of all-time. Music lovers from Rockford, Rockton, Roscoe, Machesney Park, Loves Park, Pecatonica, Belvidere, Freeport and Cherry Valley all believe that this album, “Dr. Feelgood,” is a phenomenal album filled with

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Rockton and Roscoe Named #1 Best Cities To Live In Where Giving a Flying F*ck Is NOT Required

Rockford, IL – Awards season has been kind to the city of Rockford. Fortune Magazine released their annual Best Of list today and Rockford was named the #2 City in America to live in where giving a flying f*ck is

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Rockford Golfers Welcome African-American Golfers and Ludacris to Roscoe, IL

Ludacris to Perform At The Inaugural and Internationally Historic Civil Rights Golf Sporting Festival in Roscoe, IL, May 13-20th, 2013. Rockford, IL – One of Rockford, IL’s many, many Whiteys-only Golf Clubs, The Rockford Green Dogs, has come up with

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