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Rockford Mayor Fuels Fued With Locals Over Trump Tribute Wall

Rockford, IL — Mayor McNamara’s quest to build as much of his border wall around the City of Rockford as possible before a new Walgreens and Mobile gas station is developed is newly angering landowners and authorities in the Roscoe and Rockton region.

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DIGGING DEEPER, LONGER, STRONGER: Newspaper Subscription Rates Increases With New Fonts and Magnum XL Text Sizes

Drastic design layout changes for all of the country’s daily newspaper print editions takes effect on October 1st, 2018. The changes includes replacing legible, classic serif fonts — Times New Roman and Baskerville — to local favorites, Papyrus, Bank Gothic,

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Electric Dream Records Successfully Establishes Itself Right Here in Rockford and Without Rockford’s Help

Rockford, Illinois — Electric Dream Records [EDR] was launched August 17, 2017 to little fanfare and support from the region where it was birthed. (Which is no surprise for many artists in the Rockford area.) Brian Diamond, the label’s owner and veteran artist, spent

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Trump Says RKFDnews Book Taught Him How To Tell Very, Very Good Stories

Rockford, Illinois— Mister President Trump admitted on 97.5 WZOK FM radio (Rockford, Illinois) this morning that he learned everything he has about producing internet stories from a local media powerhouse, RKFDnews. Us. Yep. Eat that, Rockford Ponies. Mister Trump told

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Patty the Goose is Alive!

Rockford, IL — Patty the Goose came back to life today. RKFDnews originally reported earlier this week that Patty had been inadvertently starved to death by City Council. Rockford Memorial Geese Mercy flew Patty into Beloit, Wisconsin, for an official

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City Leaders Ask For More Free Bedtime Geese Stories

Locals are wondering about the geese and why they’ve chosen to take up residency in our pretty, positive, proud city.  We have the story: Geese are like people. They shit what they eat, they eat what they shit.  Geese are

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