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SPECIAL REPORT: The Hours Before Ricky Was Arrested, He Wrote Us Scripture

RKFDnews.com is the official breaking noose sponsor for the City of Rockford and Rickie. Below are official transcripts and screen shots of EXPLOSIVE messages that Rockford Scanner’s website and Facebook page shared today before its founder was arrested for something.  Imaginary

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SPECIAL REPORT: Where Were You When Rockford Scanner Lost Its Sh*t?

By Andy Whorehall, Guest Contributor I was taking a mid-afternoon shit – patiently taking care of the morning coffee and corn casserole flow from earlier in the day– when a text message came through from a friend alerting me of local

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The Rockford’s 14 Locals To Watch In 2014

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Most Praised Local Celebrity Will Receive The Prestigious Lord of the The Rockford Ring™ Award Rockford, IL – RKFDNews.com is proud to unveil a non-biased list of local celebrities, artists, politicians and entrépoorneurs to keep an eye on in 2014.  These contestants

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Father Yes Son

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Rockford Scanner Defeated by Totalitarianism, Fascism, Socialism, and a touch of Communism

Rockford, IL – We will miss you for every smile and laugh you gave our staff around the clock.  Rest in peace or until you come back with major changes made to accomodate our city’s leaders, RockfordScanner.  The very popular

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Local Celebrity and Founder of Rockford Scanner Releases Personal Website

Rockford, IL – Over 40,000 people in the Rockford area have gravitated towards RockfordScanner.com for misspelled and inaccurate details on the hour.  It’s something the Onion came up with years ago but real.  Real, original Rockford real.  That kind. Founder and

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