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Rockford Families Make Pretty Fall Photos Now (Winter Is Coming!) Hurry to Starbucks and Buy Grandé #PumpkinSpiceLatte! Take nice internet photos for Rockford Facebook

Rockford, IL— Families all over Rockford are visiting state parks and pretty areas with many trees and leaves—especially rich white people’s big back yards in nearby counties with cheaper property taxes—to take photos for the internet.  Hurry now to capture Autumn

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FBI Finally Ranks Rockford #1 as Most Dangerous American City — Congrats!

(Image Courtesy of Alexbaumgarner via Wikimedia Commons) Rockford, IL — The FBI’s 2016-2016 Uniform Crime Report was released this week. Rockford, Illinois is now the #1 most Dangerous American city based on crimes being committed with a population of 200,00 Geese

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Magic Pussy Lion Terrorizes Rockford Woman Again

ROCKFORD, IL – Weeniebagel County Coroner, Rue Squiducha, said “an autopsy today is expected to determine whether a 75-year-old woman found dead Monday afternoon was a cat or possibly a cat-human. My friend Sgt. Ron says it might me the magical

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Businessman’s Hair Gets Him “Da Shank”

Rockford, IL Local Rockfordian and successful businessman David Johnson, 43, died after he was viciously assaulted with a beer bottle Saturday by a homeless crack dealer who is known around town simply as “The Pipe-Fitter”. The incident occurred Thursday near the

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Health & Fashion Solutions For Stopping Rockford Crime Spree

Rockford, IL – The promise of a new year brings great hope for the Rockford community.  Transformation, hotels, sports complexes, a train line and another Walgreens, Portillo’s and Starbucks are on the horizon, but not if the recent murder spree

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Ice Cream Man Robbed By Flame Throwing Man

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Rockford, IL — An iced cream vendor told the RKFDnew.com noose team that he was robbed by a man with a flame thrower at about 5:40 p.m. Tuesday in the area of 12th Avenue and 6th Street.  The Flame Thrower Man asked the ice cream man for all of his

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