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Watham Tap (Elmer Fudd Translation)

“The Latham Tap,” originally published by Kate Menstraight. Translation of original article by Elmer Fudd, exclusive to RKFDnews.com. Kate’s Compwaint Cownew Wettews of honest compwaints fwom an honest Kate. Dewe awe owganizations I twuwy despise. Dey wack mowaws, chawactew, and honesty. Dey

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Th’ Olympic Tavahn (Redneck Translation)

“The Olympic Tavern,” originally published by Kate Menstraight. Translation of original article translated by Johnny Redneck of Rockford, IL, below. Ah was axed last week whether ah was aware of some uneasiness which, it was said, existed in Rockfo’d on

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