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Back to homepageCanadian Geese Surprisingly Unapologetic For All Their Shit (NSFW)
Becky’s mad! Sarah’s pissed off! Ralph’s as salty as a French fry! We asked your fellow Rockfordians, with names you’re familiar with, how they feel about all the goose poop in Rockford. They’re pissed about the poo! They used lots
Read MoreMultiple Reports of an Angry “Poltergoose” Near Rock River
Rockford – As the fog rolled in, late Friday night, near the Nicholson Conservatory and Hardware Poké-Stop, low-pitched, angry honking was reported in a call made to RKFD News. They could- and perhaps should, have called the cops, but we
Read MoreRockford – Wendy’s Restaurant Under Fire for “Ginger Discrimination”
Rockford, IL — Edgebrook Center, on the East side of Rockford, is cleaning up the ashes from last week’s Ginger Lives Matter riot. The riot, which took place after sunset on Saturday, is the first violent demonstration from the GLM,
Read MoreRockford Authorities Bust Major Goose-Fighting Pit
Rockford, IL — Rockford area authorities took steps to shut down a goose fighting pit in the basement of City Hall on Friday afternoon after multiple undercover investigations by RDP (Rick’s Dream Police) and the RGA (The Rockford Goose Alliance) revealed criminal
Read MoreReal Guy Releases Real Song about Rockford
Rockford, Illinois — A guy who wasn’t born (nor lives) in Rockford, Illinois wrote and recorded an amazing song to help us Make Rockford Great For America On The Internet Again. Close your eyes and listen to this incredible song on
Read MorePotato Ketchup Added to Rockford Area LINK Card Options
Rockford, IL — The Rockford-area community asked for ketchup and potatoes to be added to their LINK card benefits, and the state of Illinois’ lawmakers answered by developing a new product line with the Heinz company that is only available
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