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Is Your Poop Backed Up? You Have Rockford IBS—Barry Will Help You
“My wife, Linda, poops regularly everyday. She does not have Rockford IBS because she listens to me and I help her with her diet. I am here to help all of you with Rockord IBS!” — Barry Seversyn, RKFDnews Guest
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Remembering Larry, Rockford Public Servant and Geese Migration Activist
Rockford, IL — RKFDnews and its staff would like to extend our warmest sympathies to the community of of Rockford, and to downtown Rockford’s leaders, for losing one of its greatest activists for increasing geese migration to the downtown region,
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Tom Cruise Not Moving to Rockford, IL – Downtown Scientology Hotel On Hold
Rockford, IL – Sources close to Thom Cruise have confirmed that he is not moving to Rockford, IL, to redevelop abandoned downtown buildings. Gorman and Mayor Barry have been targeting Chinese investors and Tom Cruz to establish a Scientology Tech Center Hotel in
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Rockford Riverwalk Bridge To Nowhere Gets Lights, City Streets Still Dark
Rockford, IL – Fulfilling promises made to light up our downtown night life that our King and Mayor set forth in 2006 with his City of Rockford Riverwalk VISION PLAN, Barry Lawrence Morrison the IIIrd and his 12-1 City Council Henchmen
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Local News Outlets Are Finally Talking About Cheap Trick
Rockford, IL – City wide news agencies and the Rockford tourism bureau have finally decided to support hometown rock band, Cheap Trick. The news is being celebrated by all local TV, radio and newspaper outlets on the Forest City’s internet. We have collected
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Watch a Rockford Priest Enjoying Snow For First Time
Rockford, IL – Fr. James McKenzie never thought he’d see real winter snow like this after spending much of his life in Denton, Texas. “My parents moved to Texas from Dublin, Ireland when I was little baby boy. I never
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