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Two Turkeys Mating Stops Traffic, Again
Rockford, IL – Traffic came to a sudden halt, again, at the 4500 block of Spring Creek Road as two wild turkeys decided to take turns riding each other. Turkey experts were on the scene in seconds to declare the
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Horrible 3 Car Accident, Rare T-Pain CD Destroyed
Rockford, IL – Just after midnight 3 vehicles were involved in a horrible explosion of cars at the intersection of Auburn and Kilburn streets. Only minor bodily injuries were reported along with a destroyed imported Japanese version CD copy of
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City Market Attendance Doubles As Local Man Falls Off Wagon
Rockford, IL’s City Market is in it’s 3rd year of partying. Every Friday between 3pm and 8pm, people gather in good spirits downtown on the east side of the river to enjoy beer and laughs. It’s been such a success that attendance has been out of control…
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Allergens Wreaking Havoc With Locals
The very dry summer and late frost this spring have caused pollen and other allergens to be rampant and many Rockford locals are blowing their noses and dollars on both medicinal and home remedies in order to be able to breath through their noses…
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