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Rockford Families Make Pretty Fall Photos Now (Winter Is Coming!) Hurry to Starbucks and Buy Grandé #PumpkinSpiceLatte! Take nice internet photos for Rockford Facebook
Rockford, IL— Families all over Rockford are visiting state parks and pretty areas with many trees and leaves—especially rich white people’s big back yards in nearby counties with cheaper property taxes—to take photos for the internet. Hurry now to capture Autumn
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Successful Poverty Not Just For North, South and West Sides of Rockford Anymore
Rockford, IL— A city’s transformation has many phases. Transforming a community requires spreading out positive data throughout Rockford. Local leaders from city government and ad firms came together this week to upload a Power Point Poverty Solution presentation to the Google
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Budget Breakdown: “Online Reputation Management Project”
Let’s do the math, and sort through the amazing amount of hope-filled economic details in the article,”Online Reputation Management Project,” published by our internet friends at the Rockford Register Star. What is an “Online Reputation Management Project”? Most business professionals and
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Gorman, Mayor Barry, China, and Hotel Infiltrates Magic 8 Ball Again
Rockford, IL – Gorman & Company, based out of Wisconsin, has hired Mayor Barry Morrison according to our limited edition Spencer’s Gifts’ Magic 8 Ball. Gorman is behind major poverty-profitable projects in the Rockford region including the hotel stuff, Chinese investments,
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We Endorse Caitlyn Jenner To Lead Rockford Transformation
Rockford, IL – Transformation is in the air. Who better than to take Rockford’s first phase of transformation, Vison, to its second level, Reality? Caitlyn Jenner. We the people of Rockford endorse you to lead us from Vision to Reality in
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Everyone In Rockford Will Die Of Alcoholism or Pride
Rockford, IL – New reports coming out of Springfield, IL, via the US Dept. of Internal Health Affairs has predicted that most people living in Winnebago County (Rockford area) will die of alcoholism or pride caused by unemployment and fast
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