Everyone In Rockford Will Die Of Alcoholism or Pride
Rockford, IL – New reports coming out of Springfield, IL, via the US Dept. of Internal Health Affairs has predicted that most people living in Winnebago County (Rockford area) will die of alcoholism or pride caused by unemployment and fast food business openings.
– Ron Kites
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