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Goose Saves Child From Deadly Water Moccasin
Wednesday, June 28th- It was a typical evening stroll for Jenifer Posch and her 5-year-old daughter Max. They walked to their usual spot to feed the ducks some gluten-free bread scraps and dairy-free cheese curds. Max was just a few
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Rock River Raft Race Under Fire After Dozens of Geese Barred from Entering
Wednesday, June 28th. Feathers have been ruffled. A number geese have gaggled together to issue an official complaint to the Rock River Raft Race commissioners after being denied entry on the basis of– well, sigh, they’re geese. The rules of
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Stockholm Inn Restaurant Caught Stealing Mobility Scooters
Rockford- Stockholm Inn has been accused of stealing mobility scooters from the elderly. Worse yet, some accusations date back to 1994. A social media judge declared the restaurant guilty and sentenced them to 120 bad yelp reviews. Stockholm Inn tweeted
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Multiple Reports of an Angry “Poltergoose” Near Rock River
Rockford – As the fog rolled in, late Friday night, near the Nicholson Conservatory and Hardware Poké-Stop, low-pitched, angry honking was reported in a call made to RKFD News. They could- and perhaps should, have called the cops, but we
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RHA Rezones The Entirety of Rockford As Section 8, Renames City RHAckford
Rockford, IL – The plan to build 70 apartments for low-income residents on the city’s east side has transformed into an entirely new project. In early 2016, Rockford’s city leaders will sell the entire city to the Rockford Housing Authority for $1. All businesses,
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Portillo’s Cancels Local Restaurant Plans, Blames Rockford
Rockford, IL – Portillo’s newest restaurant was supposed to be opening in Rockford this summer, but a press release from Portillo’s Restaurant Group released today shows otherwise. “We truly thank the citizens of Rockford for their enthusiasm and support of our Chicago-style
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