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Local Ad Firm Professionals Ponder Next Municipal Development Project to Fool Peasants With
Rockford, IL – The days of creating a healthy cash flow amongst private sector businesses and the community via the public sector are gone. Even though it’s illegal to not publish contract projects for public bidding when concerning municipal marketing dollars and budgets,
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RHA Rezones The Entirety of Rockford As Section 8, Renames City RHAckford
Rockford, IL – The plan to build 70 apartments for low-income residents on the city’s east side has transformed into an entirely new project. In early 2016, Rockford’s city leaders will sell the entire city to the Rockford Housing Authority for $1. All businesses,
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Portillo’s Cancels Local Restaurant Plans, Blames Rockford
Rockford, IL – Portillo’s newest restaurant was supposed to be opening in Rockford this summer, but a press release from Portillo’s Restaurant Group released today shows otherwise. “We truly thank the citizens of Rockford for their enthusiasm and support of our Chicago-style
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1100 Confiscated Weed Plants Will Be Used to Transform Rockford Economy, Misery, Our Stories, Vision, Train, Casino, Hotel and Amateur Sports Stuff but also to Love Rockford More or Whatever
Rockford, IL– The ol’ Fatty McGee’s / Stash O’ Neil’s and Hard Times bar on East State Street across from one of the more popular McDonald’s in town, on one of our most traveled, polluted streets, made national news this
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Mayor Reveals Quickest Route Out of Town To Len Brockner
Rockford, IL – Leonard “Len” Brockner, a 52 year old union painter, stood before our city council and asked a question we’ve all been wondering about, “What’s the quickest route out of Rockford to take if socio-economic conditions take over
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8 Reasons Why You Might Be a Rockford Millennial Already
Rockford, IL – 2014 was all about transformation. 2015 is all about millennials. Are you a Millennial? Do you want to be one? There’s a strong chance that many young Rockfordians are Millennials already. Here’s a list of examples:
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