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This is How a Wandering Son Came Back Home to Rockford, by Reading “The Tibetan Book of Living and Dying”
I hesitate to make this post about my love for Rockford because I have a strong distaste for argumentative religious conversations regarding the surrounding regions known as Beloit, Belvidere, Roscoe, Rockton, Freeport, Machesney Park, Loves Park and Cherry Valley; –
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Loose Lips, Tight Pants, Keeps Rockford Man Looking For Love in 2015
Rockford, IL – Brad Hinnasborgcorona-Morrissey, single 28 year old Rockford man, is happy as he approaches 2015. “I’ve got loose lips, tight pants, a killer mustache thing and a Polish-Swedish-Irish-Italian heart to love y’all Rockford ladies needing a baby’s daddy
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No Sidewalk Shoveling Enforcement Means Fewer Pedestrians Next Spring
Nov 21, 2014 Rockford, IL — Rockford’s City Council has once again announced that it will not enforce the sidewalk snow shoveling code for residents. For the past several years, the city has seen increasing numbers of car-vs-pedestrian accidents, yet somehow there are
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Rockford on the Upswing: Looking Forward to 2015
Hi, my name is Rockford. I live in Illinois, it’s fun. People pick on me all the time, but I’m on the upswing. Good things are coming in 2015 and here’s a list of them: 1. Porridge 2. Trains* 3. Grocery
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The Rockford’s 14 Locals To Watch In 2014
Most Praised Local Celebrity Will Receive The Prestigious Lord of the The Rockford Ring™ Award Rockford, IL – RKFDNews.com is proud to unveil a non-biased list of local celebrities, artists, politicians and entrépoorneurs to keep an eye on in 2014. These contestants
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Rockford Aldermen Vote To Forgive Student Loans Acquired By Anyone Born in Rockford after 1968
Rockford, IL – Anyone with student loans living as a citizen in the Rockford, IL and Winnebago County region are getting a pass from Rockford’s 13 Aldermen. As of Monday night, June 2nd, 2014, anyone born after 1968 who has
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