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WREX-TV Executives Arrested For Career Killing Spree
Rockford, IL – RKFDP (Rockford Dream Police) officers showed up with a warrant and a few of the county’s animal shelter vans to arrest WREX-TV executives, sales reps, and a few left-over anchors. The warrant for their arrests had been
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Los Dos Enriques Join RKFDnews
Rockford, IL – RKFDnews.com is proud to welcome two local heroes to our noose team, Enrique Wilson and Enrique Sorenson. (Another enemy’s loss is our gain once again!) Los Dos Enriques bring a combined 30 years of story telling excellence
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Mr. Lothario Makes Another Pizza For Mr. Strumwell
Rockford, IL – As reported last week, James Lothario took another day off to make a Rockford Pizza according to his neighbor, Joseph Dontel Strumwell. Strumwell came home again for lunch to find Mr. Lothario in his kitchen–AGAIN–using his family’s wood-brick
Read MoreMr. Lothario Makes a Rockford Pizza For Mr. Strumwell
Rockford, IL – James Lothario took the day off to make a Rockford Pizza according to his neighbor, Joseph Dontel Strumwell. Strumwell came home for lunch to find Mr. Lothario in his kitchen using his family’s wood-brick oven. The two
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Ron Kites’ Best of Rockford 2013
Hello, everyone. I’m Ron Kites and it’s been another great year for Rockford. Here are are my top two Best of Rockford 2013 awards. Best Rockford Cafes of 2013: All of the Starbucks located within a 4 mile radius on
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Plasma Center Saves North Towne Mall, Anchors West Side, Provides Jobs & Xmas Presents
Rockford, IL – Talecris Plasma is one of the most successful businesses on the west side of Rockford since the recession came and never left. It’s location at North Towne Mall has anchored a west side rebirth, and it has
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