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Kate’s Complaint Corner Letters of honest complaints from an honest Kate. I feel I must assert my freedom to comment on an important public issue that the Roundabout has thrust into the vortex of public comment. The nitty-gritty of what
Read MoreLetter From The Editor: We Are Not The Onion and We Own A Yacht
Hello, it’s me again. I’m writing to you from a yacht off the coast of the Cayman Islands that Linda and I live on during these long, cold midwestern winters. It’s so warm here, and the people are nice, healthy,
Read More5 Ways To Be Successful in Rockford, IL To Help Rockford Become An American Kingdom Once Again
Rockford, IL – One of America’s leading civic pride gurus, Bart Starsling, gave a speech at the most recent Transgress Rockford vison session held in another fake church somewhere on the East Side of Rockford. The economic analyst used his
Read MoreMysterious Illness Reported
ROCKFORD–The number of mystery illness cases affecting Rockford and it’s surrounding areas is growing. Wednesday, Rockford Department of Public Health spokesman Dr.Bernard Bishop confirmed the number rose to ten thousand overnight from a previous report of seven thousand. “Since we
Read MoreThe Olympic Tavern
Kate’s Complaint Corner Letters of honest complaints from an honest Kate. I was asked last week whether I was aware of some uneasiness which, it was said, existed in Rockford on account of the fifth world war between the Black-Italian
Read MoreRock River Certified Gluten Free
ROCKFORD, IL – Bill Andrews had a vision for the Rock River. While most didn’t see the big deal, Andrews wanted a healthier, more comfortable Rockford. “We’re hearing all the time on Dr. Oz and The Doctors how gluten *might
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