Mysterious Illness Reported

Mysterious Illness Reported

INFectionROCKFORD–The number of mystery illness cases affecting Rockford and it’s surrounding areas is growing. Wednesday, Rockford Department of Public Health spokesman Dr.Bernard Bishop confirmed the number rose to ten thousand overnight from a previous report of seven thousand.

“Since we sent out the alert to providers last night, we have had three thousand additional patients/cases,” Dr. Bishop told RKFD News. “These patients all have the same symptoms of lost hope, shortness of money, debt, crushed dreams” he explained.

Dr.Bishop says it wasn’t immediately known if all the new cases were in southeast Rockford, like the previous seven thousand. But she said at least two thousand people were admitted to Roquefort Medical Center in the last 24 hours. And then immediately thrown out because of insurance reasons unknown to us (Obamacare).

“We have staff right now in the field trying to get additional information about the other two thousand patients,” Bishop said. No additional information on this will be available until 2032… You will know more when we start caring©


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