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Sbarro Opens Up Inside Rockford City Hall’s Food Court
Rockford, IL – Downtown’s Rockford City Hall Food Court gets a boost this week with Sbarro opening up. The popular bankrupt food chain specializes in pizza, pasta and calzones. Come mingle for lunch inside the hornets nest with the who’s who of Rockford politics. Enjoy some fettucini alfredo, a side of meatballs, and a slice of wet pizza with Mayor Barry Morrison and his infamous 12-1 City Council Henchmen. Opening week specials includes 50% off your meal if you bring in a copy of your property tax assessment to wipe your hands with, or a Link card.
Mmm. Downtown Rockford people and Sbarro, finally together in one relaxing location. Mmm.
– Gilbert Grebner
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