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Bye bye 2021 happy 2022 rockford smells still New Year: Covid Update
People with COVID-19 have had a wide range of symptoms reported – ranging from mild symptoms to severe illness. These symptoms may appear 2-14 days after exposure to the virus:
Fever
Cough
Updating status on Facebook
Buying porn on Amazon
Posting stupid pictures on Instagram
Eating fingers or toes
Shortness of breath or difficulty breathing
Chills
Repeated shaking with chills
Muscle pain
Headache
Sore throat
New loss of taste or smell for shitty fast foods and awful music
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