Los Dos Enriques Join RKFDnews

Los Dos Enriques Join RKFDnews
WREX TV's Loss is our Gain! Please welcome Los Dos Enriques!

WREX TV’s loss is our gain! Please welcome Los Dos Enriques!

Rockford, IL – RKFDnews.com is proud to welcome two local heroes to our noose team, Enrique Wilson and Enrique Sorenson.  (Another enemy’s loss is our gain once again!)

Los Dos Enriques bring a combined 30 years of story telling excellence and grand scientific anomalies to our team.  Their worldly passion for breaking Rockford’s noose combined with a fresh gallon of Rockford Vitriol that was given to them as a parting gift by their previous employer, WREX TV 13, will surely push their careers and our company over the edge and into Beloit or Janesville, anywhere in Wisconsin as long as we all work together to get the f**k out of Illinois!

Let’s welcome Los Dos Enriques!

No juegues con Los Dos Enriques.  You’re two of this region’s good guys, and if we could afford to pay you more we would.

– Ron Kites


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